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MOM?
this will always be my favorite post
me all the time
I lost count of how many times I’ve reblogged this.
I’m so glad that I’m not the only one.
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i love how whoever is running obama’s blog actually blogs like we blog
imagine if it was barack the whole time like
and michelle’s like “BARACK DINNER’S ON THE TABLE!!”
and he’s just like “shut up woman i’m blogging”
except that obama wouldn’t be rude to her because he’s a man not a republican.
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look at the stars
look how they shine for you
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I CAN’T I’M DONE I JUST CAN’T
NIGHTBLOGGING AT ITS FUCKING GREATEST.
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i knew you were trouble when you walked in
now im lion on the cold hard ground
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
RUNNING ROUND LEAVING SCARS
“beauty sleep” is such bullshit I sleep 12 hours a day and I still look like a trashcan
when i say i want to marry my favorite celebrity i don’t mean just bang i mean like
i want to be making pancakes on sunday morning and have him walk downstairs in plaid pajama pants with messy hair and have him kiss me on the nose
I’d also bang him though
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Reverse gender stereotypes at the gym
Aaahhhh get on my dash you amusing thing you.
I kinda love it
this is actually great from an acting perspective.
the actors actually played the opposite gender instead of just relying on stereotypes (ironically enough) to portray that they were, in fact, the opposite gender. Usually if you tell a guy to act like a girl, he begins playing by the homosexual stereotype (faking a lisp, popping the hip, etc.) and while it accentuates femininity, it’s really uncomfortable and forced, making it just seem like he’s playing a stereotype instead of the actual gender. And girls will do this too; being told to play a male and instead just deepening the voice and say “dude” and “bro” a lot (although these are more common among modern practices).
The males played up femininity without coming off as a forced stereotype and the females played up masculinity and machismo without forcing their performance.
also the video is funny and I kind of forgot the point I was making.
DONT BE A LITTLE PENIS
That was great
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me: omg did i reply too fast
me: they're going to think i'm obsessed with them
IF FIRE WERE WATER
NOW JUST IMAGINE IF WATER WERE FIRE
DRINK A NICE GLASS OF FIRE
LETS GO TO THE BEACH, THE OCEAN IS ROASTY
WATER FOUNTAINS ARE NOW FLAME THROWERS
WATER FUN THO
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Reblog every fucking time
Omg
ugh marry me
Can I have you
ugh fuck me
oomg yes
in my bed. now
too much sexiest i can’t handle
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaabe :O
Can I have your sweaterMmm
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